I've heard of people ';Cooking the books';, how is this done and do you have a recipe?

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Elric;-)I've heard of people ';Cooking the books';, how is this done and do you have a recipe?
Hi Elric;-) Crooking the Book's:: They Crook on the Elders and the weak, and on the poor, , they add extract expensives to your taxes, and pocketed 80% of your ernings. they lived a double standard life, have buddies under the table to pick up the crums of the left over where your dogs won't get to eat them.. they recipes, are Government that cannot live within its means,, and most of all when your children and grand-children grow up, they will have to pay money that they won't have..... It’s bad enough that the Beltway Bandits steal our retirement, health care, and other entitlement surplus overpayments for invasions and pork, but adding interest merely to support the false idea that they only “borrowed” the money is the greatest crime of all.





In short, we would be better off if the pirates just stole the money and ran off to build their Empire, conduct invasions, and protect themselves behind a wall of false security..... ..Elric this is a good Question ?? This is what Crooking the Book is all about... Peace.


I've heard of people ';Cooking the books';, how is this done and do you have a recipe?
Cooking the Books .. well now looks like all the financial institutions and insurance companies have had some really great recipes Secret recipes handed down only to their best buddies too ..they worked really well and all the top execs loved them they all sailed away on their yachts and left all the dirty dishes, mess, and the big stew pot behind!
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To ';cook the books'; means to falsify your figures. It may be in any direction. Either ( for example to lure investors ) to show a profit when you are loosing money, or ( for example to your tax inspectors ) to show a loss when you are making too much money.





Nothin' much to do with the kitchen ... at least not with food.
1 accountant - slightly bent. (an accounts clerk will do, also bent)


1 boss - not too fresh and crisp.


1 confident personality.


1 bank account - preferably in a false name.





Mix together and hope you swing it.





In the event of failure, a passport or at least a good pair of running shoes may be added.






depends, apparently if u r ';laundering money'; you add in more than ur income, if u r trying to rip off the tax man u lower ur income...
Its actually 'crooking the books' not 'cooking the books'
take one freshly shot novel.


add 2 sports pages~lightly simmer stirring rapidly with the times finance page.


serve on a layer of critics with a side salad of the garden news.


hope this helps
Change the entries to make it look like a profit has been made,When in reality they have made a loss.
haha, very funny!
Ha Ha Ha. Get a good accountant